Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford shows his ability to relate to his diverse constituencies:

Reefer Madness

The woman- like- post- human Nancy Grace informs us that marijuana leads to stabbings, murder,  and widespread carnage.

With thanks to nevergetbustedagain.com for capturing of this gem.

Smokin' The Good Shit

As noted, the human species, for all its well deserved criticisms and beratement, never fails to come up with the goods. Once you find a chimpanzee that smokes shit and avoids water with religious zeal, than I'll cede my assessment to our primate successors. Until then, gotta love the humans.

Iraninan Sex Symbol

Oh, The Humanity!

Humanity is the most delightful species. Sure, dogs are sweeter and have a better sense of smell, the great apes use some tools and show some social sophistication, and dolphins charm new age folks from miles away, but none of those species holds a candle to the human species. The species that has mastered gunsmithing, quarreling over intangibles and nonsense, and the species that seems to creatively abuse its free will in particular when it comes to sexuality.  How can I comment directly on an article about some crazy bitch pulling a gun out of her pussy during a heated exchange about the existence aliens?

With thanks to www.uproxx.com for the link:

http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/

Horatio Alger with a Cape

Homelessness isn't a funny, but giving homeless folks comics entitled "Superhobo" to sell on the streets of Berlin doesn't strike me as the most empowering way to help the unfortunate....

Hardened Outrage

I am outraged at this, the epitome of Western decadence. I will watch the video again and again to maintain my outrage. These terrible soldiers with their terrible and perfectly shaped breasts, asses, and v-lines must be seen in order to truly appreciate the grave threat they pose to Israel and her hostile neighbors. Put aside Israeli human rights violations, and the constant threat of fanatic Muslim terrorism and savor-I mean- scorn this filth. Kudos to YouTube and others for spreading this video of nearly naked young women in an effort to resist the sexualization of world!

You're Fat!

So many experts, thinkers, and voices of truth, and of course CNN, our conscience. Yes, our "opiner"  of righteous morality, Glen Beck skewers Chris Christi. Chris Christi is fat Glen says, along with some others in the not nice crowd. Fortunately,  CNN reports on people being mean and addresses this important issue.

Redneck Taxidermy

What would you do if you saw Bigfoot? Serious minds have always pondered this most portentous of questions. This being the United States, we realize that best way to greet a mythical beast is with a bullet. Some doubters lacking vision dare to question the validity of a proven fraud's claims, but as one daring FBI agent knows "The Truth is out There."

Terrorist T.V. Gets Violent

It's hard to fathom: violence, false allegations and hints of fanaticism on Hezbollah T.V.! Of course, I could be wrong. It may be that the accused did in fact kiss the hands and feet of Condoleeza Rice. It may be a step-up from kissing Yassir Arafat's hairy cheeks though, so one can't really blame him. Shaking hands proves a little difficult for these boys who had no doubt drank a fair amount of coffee in the green room. In the end, they both shook hands. A lesson was learned. 

Animal Magnetism

Magneto isn't the stuff of fiction. He is a man, and he is Georgian. This fine specimen hasn't learned how to hurl tanks or repel  bullets fired at him.... yet, but he is not doubt growing in power-and girth. Some snide comments indicating that talcum powder may strip this Slavic X-Man of his powers have not yet merited a response. Thank you to NDTV for this fine journalism. 

Compelling Scholarship.

Spring is the best time to find a mate, fall is a time for reflection, but never are The Jews stronger than they are now. Once more Middle Eastern politics and news media reinforces its well deserved reputation for reason and scholarship with an astrological expert keenly aware of when the magical races of peoples gain their super-powers. One should also expect to find jinn and bigfeet roaming around this time of year as well. Credit MEMRI TV on Youtube with finding and translating this enlightenment.

Not Just Another Airport Security Story

A person slipping into forbidden parts of an airport isn't all that interesting. This is nearly just such a story, but then details emerge. One such detail is that the man who trespassed into the airport ran onto the runway. He was, by the way, wearing a dress. Apparently, he had been "spooked." Apparently, dress and all, he figured out how to make his way past security fencing, past the runway and to the inside of the airport where he was stopped by security-voluntarily? In summary, the man in a dress ran across the runway into the airport. There is much that isn't clear based on CNN's television snippet,which I do not own, but I think the story is more interesting without a few details.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lan3mtnCmlw&list=WLDB06D92C522D2D3B

Happy Holidays From Peru!

Everything in Latin America is just a little more exciting than what transpires in the frigid, culturally barren North. While we in the United States are still hashing out what role Christmas should play in our increasingly secular society, some Peruvians haven't forgotten what the holidays are truly about.

Please note that I don't own much of anything. Credit for this footage goes to NDTV on  YouTube.